dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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