Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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