no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
