is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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