I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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