Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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