I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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