Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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