She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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