How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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