I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
