Yo dont text me then not text me
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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