hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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