It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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