New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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