I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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