should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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