addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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