i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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