Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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