Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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