I'm jealous of your bromance
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I had to cum in my sink.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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