Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize