he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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