we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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