well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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