Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
