how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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