I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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