...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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