problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i drank out of a bidet.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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