There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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