I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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