Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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