My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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