just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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