My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You're completely useless in the revolution.
one might say we're banned from that church
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Houston, we have a blender
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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