I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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