I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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