Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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