my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Is Oprah even human
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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