All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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