what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Sorry my hands just texted you
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Randomize
