i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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