Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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