I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You smell like stripper and shame
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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