i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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