dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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