Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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