You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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