i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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