I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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