just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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