we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Boobs are out for the taking
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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