:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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