You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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