white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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